The Dream
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I dreamt last night that I was pregnant … but I woke up and I’m not, so whew, that was a close one.  Immaculate Conception??  Yes, I was pregnant, dancing, then running over a bridge and some large Black man was chasing me, and he was getting closer, but then I woke up, just grateful I wasn’t really pregnant, although I enjoyed the dance and the run over the bridge, very exhilarating.  Sometimes I wish my mind were less ‘fertile’, especially when I’m trying to sleep.  So with this so fresh in my mind this morning, I first had to look up “pregnancy” and “bridge” in my Dream Dictionary.  Here’s what it said: PREGNANCY:  If the dreamer is a woman and you dream you are pregnant, then you will see a big increase in your income, but if you are unwed and sad you will experience losses.   For a man to dream that he is the father of the child he is warned about indiscriminate sexual relations and one night stands.  BRIDGE:  Crossing a brightly lit bridge, and the bridge itself in good repair, with no difficulty, signifies a change in circumstances with a lot of prosperity heading your way. You should make no changes in your life, or your lifestyle, for the time being if the bridge had any kind of defects.   Well, I am happy to report that I fit into the “big increase in income” category of this analysis, AND THE, “prosperity heading my way”, even if it is a bunch of crap, although I don’t remember if the bridge was “brightly lit”, I’m very sure that it was not “defective” and I did make it to the other side.  There were no categories for “Black man”, just “Black bird”, which I don’t want to even ponder any parallel given there are multiple use meanings of ‘bird’ … but looked up “chase” since I was being chased by this “Black man”, and “dance” which occurred before the chase, defined as follows:   CHASE:  If you see a chase in progress or if you participate in a chase you will look forward to a comfortable retirement and good health in your latter years. If fear is involved in this experience then you must test all the signs and employ meditation to seek the answer. DANCE: The dance is always a good omen and it foretells many things, such as: children dancing signify that your marriage will produce lively, happy children who are well behaved, older people shows a better business income and if you are enjoying the dance you will receive an unexpected windfall.  I’ll take the “unexpected windfall”, the “comfortable retirement” and “good health” and settle in my mind that I was not afraid of the Black man chasing me since I wasn’t screaming or hyperventilating when I woke up.  The chasing dreams that are frightening generally are the ones where I’m trying to run away from something or someone and my legs don’t move … that wasn’t the case.  Besides, meditating to seek answers is not one of my stronger suits.   I should also mention that I was wearing a wig, really long curly hair; I kept playing with it and scrunching it in my hands to get it to stay on my head.  In the dream dictionary under HAIR, “ruffle someone’s hair and you will come into money”. Man, if this shit is right, I’m gonna be on easy street soon, HA!!  I like this dream stuff!  Actually, let me re-phrase that, I’m digging it just as long as any prosperity is not the result of an unfortunate circumstance for me or others. Now, someone recently suggested to me that I should consider “blogging”, and I wasn’t sure if they were joking, but I thought it was a funny statement, I told them to get lost.  Who knows, maybe you were telling me to get lost, tired of my long and involved e-mails.  My response is that I would probably get into the “blogging” thing, if only there were some $$$ in it, is there?  I signed up for this free-website as a trial to find out if there is, since I wouldn’t do it, just to do it.   How do you make money blogging?